Female Side Neck Tattoo: Granted, its cute and somewhat funky but I am not a fan of tattoos anywhere on the neck. There is something about the one on the side that particularly annoys me that much more. It kills any evening or work related look and screams HOOD RICH. Unless you are a Rap/Rock Star, Kat Stacks (see below) or a real life Snoop from The Wire ... do yourself a favor and get a stick on to temporarily fulfill that urge.
Overtanning: Valentino, Valentino, Valentino...for being such a legend in the world of fashion..well the picture speaks for itself, chocolate anyone? *straight face*