Thursday, March 31, 2011

A FEW LOOKS FOR THE LADIES

The dress is just to die for!  Pair the shorts with a cute semi sheer black tank top or with a more dressy super low cut button up.  

SASS & BIDE HIGHER GROUND DRESS  SASS & BIDE STRIPED LOVE SHORTS

EVER FELT LIKE? The News is running out of things to talk about....

Some topics that baffle me are: (Is this really news?)

Baby Goat and German Shepherd Snuggle Up

Mini Horse Gets Lifesaving Fake Leg

Love More Likely For Look-Alikes?

A Baby Named 'Facebook

Is This the World's Loudest Cat?

Doctors Baffled by 132-Pound Toddler   (Seems like child abuse to me)

ABC NEWS...today, in print.  *dead*

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WTF MOMENT OF THE DAY: PLASTIC SURGERY FAIL smh

New Jersey Woman Sues, Can't Fully Blink After Eyelid Surgery

Wins $115,000 Award Over Plastic Surgery Case, but Says It's Not Enough

Ya think?  Is it truly anyone elses fault?  YOU IDIOT.


More...the plastic surgeon said:

He performed a blepharoplasty, an eyelid surgery meant to give a rejuvenated appearance to the surrounding area of the eye and make a person look rested and more alert.

Well, she looks pretty alert now...wish granted...you will look awake forever.   NICE. More on the story and how she may go blind here...

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/nj-woman-close-eyes-sues-plastic-surgeon/story?id=13259843

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Unfortunately

I cannot wear this beautiful dress...unlike many other women, I recognize my need for a bra.  =(

HAUTE FURNITURE

Beautiful, just beautiful...Furniture by Kahi Lee

FIYAH...WELDER WATCHES

Not ready to drop this kind of money but got dayum....smh.  Sick to my stomach about these watches.

 

HOT ALEXANDER MCQUEEN CLUTCHES !

I want one of these oh so badly!!!! My style all the way...


MENS LOOK OF THE DAY: PLAID

 Loving both of these looks for the work environment.  If you do plaid at work, this is a great reference guide!


Friday, March 25, 2011

SUPER FRESH...Wait for it...Wait for it...LIQUOR BOTTLES!

Sexy Tina Milky Vodka Volume 35 % vol ...use your imagination!


Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Head Vodka, 2010


Henri IV Dudognon Heritage Cognac Grande Champagne
Henry IV comes in a crystal bottle dipped in 24K yellow gold and sterling platinum and is emblazoned with 6,500 certified brilliant-cut diamonds, all of which are master-crafted by well-known jeweler, Jose Davalos. After aging for 100 years, with an alcohol content of 41% Henri IV Dudognon Heritage bottle weighs approximately 8 kilograms and it is filled with 100 cl. of the precious liquor.



Bollinger 007: James Bond edition (Champagne)
In celebration of James Bond’s forth coming adventures in Quantum of Solace, the champagne craftsmen at Bollinger have released a collector’s edition bottle of champagne in the form of bullet. Only 207 of these exclusive bottles designed by French designer Eric Berth├Ęs will be produced, and each of them will be numbered. The Bollinger 007 costs around $6,000, priced only for the higher-end, long-time James Bond collectors. 


 
 Swarvoski Crystals though?  Gold?  WOW

 
Hennessy “Paradis Horus”
An 18K gold bottle for cognac “Paradis Horus” from Hennessy was designed by Italian designer Ferruccio Laviani. It’s shaped like a flame and draws its inspiration from Horus, the Egyptian god of Sun.


Dom Perignon Vintage 1995 White Gold Jeroboam
 

Bugatti Galibier 16C 4-door concept

I'm sure there is a newer concept since this one but this car is SERIOUS. It's speaking to me and I'm hearing every word it is saying!  You have GOT to check out the video. (posted after the pic below) The part with the watch is just sickening... STUPID CRAZY DOPE





FASHION PET PEEVES PT II

Bad Extensions, Wigs, and Weaves in General:  Being experimental with hair that is not actually yours can be a great thing.  BUT, and this is a big but, one must address the inevitable...NOT CHO HAIR experiments GONE BAD.  See below and make sure that you are never this person.

Lacefront on Blast: Wrong on so many levels.  No words.


Styling: I don't know wtf Brandy was thinking.  Better yet, what was her stylist thinking?  Looks like sabatoge to me.  This is a definite set up and the person who did this should immediately be put in the enemy category.

No Hairline:   Not a good look, cover that mess up!


Face Tattoos: Who would do this to their self? A crazy person that's who. You have to be out yo got dayum mind to put something as permanent as a tattoo on your face. I have nothing else to say on this matter. Wait, one more thing...don't all of them look incredibly stupid?

FASHION PET PEEVES

The Heel-LESS heel:  I get it...you want to be different...BUT my theme for the past week applies to this particular look..."KNOW YOUR LIMITS".  I would love to see someone walk up a hill in these shoes.  Pure entertainment! lol



Female Side Neck Tattoo:  Granted, its cute and somewhat funky but I am not a fan of tattoos anywhere on the neck. There is something about the one on the side that particularly annoys me that much more.  It kills any evening or work related look and screams HOOD RICH.  Unless you are a Rap/Rock Star, Kat Stacks (see below) or a real life Snoop from The Wire ... do yourself a favor and get a stick on to temporarily fulfill that urge.
If you must get a neck tatoo, go for the back of the neck...I still am not encouraging it but this can pass as sexy if done correctly.


Overtanning:  Valentino, Valentino, Valentino...for being such a legend in the world of fashion..well the picture speaks for itself, chocolate anyone?  *straight face*

       
     
Drag Queen Makeup: I love my makeup and do not leave home without it.  At the same time, I do not feel the need to wear my entire makeup kit.  Remember ladies...its supposed to accentuate.  You cannot change your ugly grill by overcompensating in the MAC department.  Other things to consider are plastic surgery or take the cheap route and embrace your ugly.

Bad Makeup
Good Makeup

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Coming soon...SEXY HEAD SCARVES

My personal spring/summer "trendsetter" look...get your swag on ladies!  More details to come...


IPAD2: My Delivery Date is Set for April, YEAH BWOY

Order Placed-Check

Initial 10 Apps List- Check

Case- *BIG SIGH*  ...a work in progress...the Clam Case is a definite for the purposes of having a keyboard but for general portability my decision is still up in the air...but here goes...*drum roll*

Clam Case:

Top Contenders for my 2nd Case (Yes, 2 are necessary): 

*Side eye to self* This is probably NOT going to be a purchase of mine lol...not a big print fan but they are sorta cute.  Just a little bit.

Back to reality =)