MY BUCKET LIST "TOP 15"...If I had one...

So, the life clock is ticking...what must I do before I go to purgatory?  Or to my pleasant surprise...Heaven? *fingers crossed* I don't really believe in the ideology behind a bucket list per se but it is sort of cool and obviously way too tempting for me to pass up creating.

Disclaimer:  Please do not take offense to my obvious lack of depth. Consider this a warning.

1. Have a sip of tea with none other than...Mrs. Obama
2. Have a career that is financially lucrative that I am actually passionate about.  This would fall under the category of Fashion, Liquor, Food, Traveling, and/or helping others.  Not sure what the h*ll that equates to but whatever it is...I'll take it over IT Project Management any day. 
3. Take an international couple's excursion with Jay-Z and my girl "B". Rihanna is welcome to tag along with her jumpoff of the week as well. She just seems cool in a scary sorta fun way.  *_*
4. Be featured on box of a creamy crack AKA...Perm box. You have your dreams and I have mine, what can I say?  
5. Take my mother to Europe
6. I was inclined to say purchase a home in the Bahamas with my S.O. but I think I would prefer buying an island in the Bahamas. So, there you have it.
7. Sit front row at an Alexander McQueen Fashion Week show
8. Be in a Macy's parade...I mean come on...seriously...thats just fly.
9. Purchase a Hermes bag and it be affordable.
10. Swim with the dolphins (I guess learning how to swim should have been a pre-requisite but that's neither here nor there)
11. Have a sip of henny with Baracka Wacka Flame
12. Become friends with Oprah and take over Gayle's role in her life
13. Put out a successful nonsensical dirty south rap single. I'm thinking of "My Bubble Gum Stay Poppin" or "Beetch, U Musta Lost Yo Mind"
14. Purchase a Maserati or Bugati
15. Have a part to play in world peace or if I had to choose...adopt a less fortunate child.  That should definitely compensate for my shallowness thus far.

It's a wrap!  I presume having my own holiday or winning the noble peace prize would be too far.  I'm sure that you now understand why a bucket list mighttttt not be a good idea for me?   But, whose to say that these things will not happen?  Well folks, only time will tell...I am claiming it and looking forward to having Oprah as a best friend after we meet at a Macy's parade because she stopped to compliment me on my Hermes bag as I was getting out of my brand new Maserati after getting back from vacationing with the Carters and swimming with the dolphins and discussing featuring them on my new single "My Bubble Gum Stay Poppin"...  I'm just sayin....you have to be realistic.